My life as a Stripper

配信の跡で書いてたラクガキ by 粗目常春-20

(Source: gurotard)

pervoyssexandsexiness:

ridiculouslybeautiful:

© Alexander Bootsman

Even though her hair color is a dye job, it is still Striking against her Porcelain skin.

“Even though her hair color is a dye job”

…. :|

no.

That’s like saying “Even though her hair is cut” or “Even though she’s bald”. Who cares what she does with her hair? She’s beautiful.

eddplant:

A conservative, fundamendalist Christian American reading of Buffy The Vampire Slayer 

everything about my life just started making sense

(Source: kissandconsume)

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pterodactylsftw:

shillo:

ruem:

inothernews:

brnttecnfessns:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

HE HID IN A CAVE IN NEW ZEALAND FOR 6 YEARS. 

FUCK YOU GUYS. IT’S MY WOOL.

omg Sheila